What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.