What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke