What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!