What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.