What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!