What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

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What do native American and modern day American society have in common?

Navaho lot.

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!