What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."