Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Public Place Jokes More Public Place Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.