How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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How are Jail and Olive Garden Similar?

Free Endless Salad Tossing

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.