What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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Bachelor Jokes More Bachelor Jokes

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.