Bachelor Jokes

  • Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

    Because they were 50% off!

  • Why do bachelors like smart women?

    Because they're so rare.

  • What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

    A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

  • What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

    Exchange him.