A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Paperback
Because they were 50% off!
Because they're so rare.
Exchange him.
You aren't naked in my bed.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
You buy it per-tater
Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.
A rental car can go anywhere
It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"
They exchange cell numbers.
You're not owld enough.
A pitcher filled with margaritas!
A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you
A balloon animal!
They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.
I thought they only drive automatic
They whip cream!