Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?
Because they were 50% off!
Why do bachelors like smart women?
Because they're so rare.
What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?