What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends...

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.