The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Urine it.
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
He was Bjorn again
You can hear someone scooting aboot in it
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
I can't remember
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
Nothing
Because then it would be a foot..
My newt.
