What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...