Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent