How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

What is Reddit's favorite airliner?

Virgin airlines.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.