What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.