What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire