What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.