What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan