What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Judo

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D