A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.
Paperback
He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
Jacket Chan
Moo-thai.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Wing Chun
Mooey Thai.
A: Steven Seagull
Judo
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
He has cancer.
He didn't give a hoot !
Throw in your laundry.
I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
A crane
Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy
It was an emergent sea.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
They seem to just disappear.
To live in a motor home
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.
A cow with a cold.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
You can't ippon a Nippon.