You can't ippon a Nippon.
Kindle
Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.
One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.
Judo
Partial Arts! :)
Pork Chop!
so he could flip the bird
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
Wing Chun
Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...
A bagel.
A consonant.
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
SCAR-L
9gag
Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)
Desuball
Challah at ya boy!