How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird