Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Because of their national diet.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.