What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.