Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.