Artificial Swedeners
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
It reads "Small medium at large."
So they could Scandinavian.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
Artificial Swedeners.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.