Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs ...

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home