How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.