What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.