Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.