What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.