Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.