What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.