What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.