What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )