What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!