What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.