What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.