What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What do you get from an invisible cow?

Evaporated milk!