Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"