What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic