What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Tic Jokes More Tic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !