What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.