What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope