What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.