What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P