What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us