Hippo Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Zippo Jokes More Zippo Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob