What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)